🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS: YOUR NEW OBSESSION IS A WALKING LIGHTHOUSE?! 🤡✨ 💡 Hold up, fam! Double Fine is out here flexing their creativity harder than my grandma at bingo night! 🤯 You heard it right; we’re now controlling a sentient lighthouse with spidery legs... because why not?! 🌊🦵💃 “Keeper” is basically if WALL-E had a fever dream while binging Limbo and chugging rainbow juice from Lisa Frank! 🌈🥳 Imagine this: you’re a BUILDING (yes, like your grandma's house) on a mission to kick some darkness butt while befriending a cute little bird! 🐦🐦 This game is like the lovechild of “what the heck?!” and “shut up and TAKE MY MONEY!” 💸🔥 Here’s a quote from a *totally not* fabricated developer: "Yeah, we just wanted to explore existential angst through the medium of architectural sentience. Bet you didn’t see that coming!" 😂 And let’s be real, if you’re not vibing with a walking lighthouse on your Xbox, are you even living? No cap, this is either a masterpiece or a hilarious tragedy waiting to happen. 🤷‍♂️ In conclusion: if you’re not playing this game while questioning your life choices, are you even gaming? My hot take? In 2024, the next trend will be *dating your IKEA furniture.* 🚀💔🔥