🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 The Battery Apocalypse is upon us, and guess what?! You’ve been living in the dark ages while your batteries have been staging a mutiny! ⚡🔋😱 Introducing the **Universal Battery Tester** - the crowning achievement of human civilization, right next to sliced bread and TikTok dances. 😤💪💰 Why waste precious time and money on dead batteries? That’s like pouring your entire paycheck into stonks that will NEVER rise (RIP Blockbuster). 🤡📉 **How does it work?** You simply *insert battery*, hit the button, and BOOM, you’ll know if it’s a go-go or a no-no. It’s like Tinder for batteries, swiping left on those dusty double As that have been haunting your junk drawer since 2010. 🤑📅 One *leaked developer quote* from the Battery Testing HQ: "It’s scientifically proven that knowing the status of your batteries will increase your happiness by 200%. This is fine. 😩🤷‍♂️” So, if you don’t want to be out here holding dead batteries like it’s some cringe TikTok challenge, GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER and grab one of these gadgets! 🚀🔥 And my hot take? In 2025, we’ll all communicate telepathically through rechargeable batteries, and using this tester will be the key to higher galactic knowledge! 🤯👽 Get on the **battery boat** or drown in chaos! 😵💥