💀🥴 BREAKING: Man Receives Kidney with Bonus Worms - Can’t Even 💀🥴 So you thought your Tinder date was a horror story? Meet this 61-year-old legend who said “Yes, please!” to a kidney that was basically a worm party in a bag. 🎉🪱 Two months post-surgery and bro’s life turned into a *This Is Fine* meme as he carpted his way back to the hospital, feeling like an extra in a low-budget horror flick. 🤮🚑 The only thing worse than “dinner and a movie” is “healthy organ donation and a side of parasites.” “Honestly, I thought I was just getting a kidney, not an all-you-can-eat buffet of nightmares,” he probably didn’t say, but like 🤖💔. Meanwhile, the doctors had to feed him via a tube because let’s face it, nothing says “good times” like getting pumped full of fluids while your organs throw a *“We Want a Refund”* riot. And guess what? Oxygen levels were low-key saying “Nah fam, we’re out.” Talk about a real-life episode of "Pimp My Organs"! 🔥🔥 PREDICTION TIME: In 2025, all donor organs will come with a “Do Not Eat” disclaimer and a chef's special warning — “Parasitic extras may be included.” Stonks? More like “Worm Stonks.” 🤡📉 Stay worm-free, fam. 🤣