🚨🚨 BIG YIKES ALERT!!! 🚨🚨 So, check this out fam: a 20-year-old dude in China thought he was a certified holy roller with a neck tattoo of a cross ⚔️✝️, but five months later??? That bad boy ghosted harder than your last Tinder match 🤡💀. And what did he get instead? A FLESH-EATING ulcer that looks like it’s auditioning for "The Walking Dead" 💀🧟‍♂️. Doctors calling it a brand-new “tattoo-associated pathology” sounds like a fancy way of saying “What in the name of all that is holy is happening?!?!” 🤯 Like bruh, instead of eternal life, this man’s neck turned into the set of a horror movie. 🏴‍☠️ I can already see the TikTok trend: “Tattoo Gone Wrong: The Necrotic Edition” 🎥💔😂. 🤔 Leaked dev quote: “Yo, my man went for salvation and got a one-way ticket to the hospital. Shoulda gone with a temporary henna, fr fr!” If this ain’t the ultimate life lesson in making poor decisions, I don’t know what is! Next up: tattoos that self-destruct after a breakup! 😂🔥 Watch out, biology, we’re coming for you next! **Prediction**: Soon, we’ll all have to get virtual tattoos that last only as long as your current mood. No cap, that’ll be based. 🚀💰 #FleshIsWeak