🚨🔔BREAKING NEWS! The Galaxy S25 Edge and Z Flip 7 FE just crash-landed into the bargain bin, and honestly, they should've been here from the jump! 🤡💔 Like, we all saw the prices at launch and went, “Is this a tech release or a hostage situation?” 🔒💰💀 Samsung really said, "Let's slap a higher price tag on a glorified rewrap" and then proceeded to give us a discount that said, “just kidding!” 😭💸 *cue Drake pointing at the discount like it’s a masterpiece* Meanwhile, disgruntled devs are like, “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 But, like, real talk: when did *putting a flip on a flip* become innovative? Just watching these devices drop faster than my motivation after a 12-hour coding session is LEGENDARY! 🚀💀 🤖 🎤 *Fake Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just put glitter on last year’s tech and prayed people would buy it. Guess we’ve switched to discount divination now.” 😂🤖 So, here’s my unhinged prediction: By the end of 2024, Samsung phones will come with a side of fries. 🍟🔥 Let's just embrace our fate as we head toward a new age of budget warez, fr fr! #StonksButNotReally 🤯💩📉