🚨🎉 BREAKING: Boring Tech News Alert! 🎉🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fellow nerds! 🖥️💥 Andy "The Data Wizard" Konwinski just popped out of the tech shadows and dropped a 💸 $100 MILLION 💸 bomb on the world with his new nonprofit, Laude Institute! Talk about a glow-up! 🚀✨ 🚨 This ain’t your mama’s charity—this guy's throwing cash like he’s at a rave! 💃🍕 “AI projects and labs,” he says, looking at you with that *I’m about to change the world* face. 🤖✨ Meanwhile, regular folks are still trying to train their Roomba to avoid the dog! 🐶💀 In a totally NOT made-up conversation, we imagine he said: “We’re basically funding AI like it’s the next Marvel movie—big budget, bigger explosions.” 💥🌌 This is the ultimate "stonks" moment for AI, folks! 📈🔥 Get ready for a wild ride because this is either going to be a glorious tech renaissance or we’re all just vibing while the world burns like that dog in the “This is Fine” meme. 🔥💀 And here’s the kicker, NO CAP: I predict that Laude Institute will spark the rise of AI-powered *everything*—and two years from now, your smart fridge will probably be running for president! 😱👾 #VoteForFridge2025 Share this chaos, and let's watch Andy sprinkle that $100M magic everywhere! 🌟🤡