🌊💥 Ahoy, tech lovers! 🚢💡 Want to know what happens when a bunch of startup nerds decide to take their fusion dreams to the high seas? Welcome to the world of Maritime Fusion, where they’re like “Fusion? On a BOAT?!” and you just KNOW they’re blasting “I’m on a Boat” while they work. 😂🤡 Instead of racing against landlocked tech giants, they’re like “Nah, fam, what if we just chill on the ocean and try NOT to blow up while harnessing the power of the sun?” 🌞🔥 This is either absolute genius or the most chaotic decision since we thought it was a good idea to fry chicken in a vending machine. Imagine trying to keep a fusion reactor balanced while battling waves 🌊💀 – it’s literally *the* plot of a disaster movie. 🎬😱 “This is fine,” said no one ever as they attempt to power the Dream of the Boat 🚤💰! 🧠💥Developer Quote: “Fusion on land was just too mainstream, bruh. We needed some salty air in our reactor!” Drake would say “Nope” to that cringe, but we’re here for the chaos! Stonks going up or seething down? You decide! I’m calling it: in 5 years, they’ll either have the first floating power plant or launch a marine-themed theme park called “Fusion: The Ride”! 🎢🔥💥 #StaySalty #FusionOnABoat #MemeTheFuture