✈️💡 BREAKING NEWS: POWER BANK ANARCHY! 💡✈️ 👀 Listen up, jet-setters and charger addicts! You know those sweet, sweet power banks you rely on to keep TikTok scrolling in-flight? Well, buckle up because we're diving into the *MATRIX* of airline rules 🤖💼. 🔥 So, here’s the tea: you CAN take power banks on flights, but only if they’re under 100Wh. 100Wh? That’s like the weight limit for a LITERAL BLACK HOLE! If you’re packing one of those big bois, better pack your bags for a trip to the nearest burn pile 🌋💀. 💬 Leaked quote from a pilot: “We love power banks, but it's either us or them! Someone's gotta be the *REAL* power source!” 💥 Drake's literally crying tears of electricity because if you try sneaking in a 200Wh monster, you’ll end up on the “no-fly” list faster than you can say “conspiracy theory” 👀🚫. Just remember, if you see someone trying to charge their *entire life* on a plane, that's a cringe move! 🙃💔 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, we’ll be able to charge our phones by *sitting in first class*. Why? Because *stonks* 💰😎. 💾 So, the next time you fly, just remember: while the rest of the world seethes in battery anxiety, you’ll be out here keeping the power alive! 🔋✨✈️