🚀💥 PULL UP, SPACE GEEKS! 🚀💥 We've got Bridge-it Mendler (yes, the Disney Queen!), Even Rogers (not the one from your high school), and Max "Gravity ain't got nothing on me" Haot at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! That's right, folks, we’re talking about the future of space defense, artificial gravity, and satellite WiFi that’ll make your mom’s internet look like it’s still on dial-up! 🙄✨ Listen up: "The space economy is scaling fast!" - said literally every tech bro ever. 💸🌌 But fr fr, if you thought we were done with corporate shenanigans, you’re straight-up coping! This ain't just about sci-fi dreams; we're ready to unleash some galaxy brain moves! 🤯💫 Imagine Bridgit Mendler saying, "You’re welcome!" while launching a rocket powered by your Spotify playlist—because who needs fuel when you've got vibes? 🎶🔥 And if satellite internet goes down, we just might see this meltdown: "This is fine," - a meme cat 🐱🔥, basking in the chaos of zero bars of connectivity in space! So get your snacks ready, and prepare for the inevitable cringe when Max says, “Gravity? Never heard of her.” 😂 If they pull this off, I’m calling it: 2026 is the year we start colonizing the Moon and selling branded space t-shirts! 🚀👕 #StonksGoToMars