🚨🔥 BREAKING: Elon Musk's New Dogecoin Fund is Actually Just a Real Fund for VC Pets! 🚀💰 Nah, just kidding. But here's what's up in the *real* world of VC chaos, fam! 🤡 So, legendary fund daddy Brian Singerman 🤴, with his bro Lee Linden, is cooking up a new fund named GPx that aims to rake in over $500 MILLION! 💸💸 And guess who's throwing dollar bills like it's his birthday? None other than Pete "I love monopolies" Thiel himself! 🤑🔥 Sources (aka my imaginary friend) say that HALF of this fund 🍕 (50% not 51%, Thiel ain’t that wild) is just ol' Pete funding "cool ideas" 🤔🤖—probably stuff like the next Pet Rock 2.0 or Jetpacks for cats. No cap, this is the kind of meme-worthy chaos we need in our lives right now! A insider gossip moment: "Peter told me over lunch, 'I just want to invest in things that are more fun than my last startup.'" 😭💀 Classic Thiel! Prediction: 🤯 By 2025, GPx will fund a startup that lets us invest in our pets’ retirement funds. The future is furry, and I am HERE FOR IT! 🐾💸💥 #Stonks #FurryFortunes