💥🚨 BREAKING: COINBASE CEO BRIAN ARMSTRONG IS OUT HERE TROLLING LIKE IT’S 2009! 🚨💥 💵💸 So check this out: Mr. Armstrong—yep, you heard that right, the dude with the haircut that even my grandma disapproves of—decided to play a sneaky little game with prediction markets. 😏💀 You know, those platforms where you can bet on what will happen in the world? Kind of like betting on whether Elon will tweet "buy dogecoin" again. Spoiler: he will. People thought they could cash in on Kalshi and Polymarket like they were at the Golden Corral buffet—unlimited stonks! But guess what? They got TROLLED. 🤡💥 Armstrong showed just how easy it is to manipulate these markets. I can hear the devs now: “Oops, I did it again!” 🎶 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “I mean, we just wanted to make money, but now we’re all just in the this-is-fine dog meme.” 🔥💀 Drake is busy pointing both ways: “Prediction markets? Woke AF!” and “This is just a big ol’ cringe.” 😬🤷‍♂️ 🔥💡 HOT TAKE ALERT: IN A FEW YEARS, PREDICTION MARKETS ARE GONNA TURN INTO A CRYPTO DISCO, WITH DJ BRIAN ARMSTRONG DROPPING BEATS WHILE WE ALL LOSE MONEY. Mark my words! 🚀 Now go spread the chaos, you beautiful internet warriors! 🥳✨ #CoinbaseChaos #TrollMaster