🚨🚨 BREAKING: Brex Drops Normalcy Like It’s Hot 🔥🤡 So, *apparently* the wizards over at Brex realized that trying to keep up with AI using boring ol’ software procurement is like trying to outrun a cheetah while wearing Crocs. Yeah, no thanks! 🤢👟💨 In the wild and chaotic world of AI, they're learning to embrace the glorious *messiness* of tech. You know, a bit like stepping into a room full of cats on catnip—it's a hot mess, but it’s also kinda beautiful in a chaotic way. 🐱💥 In a *totally* real convo we *definitely* didn’t make up, a Brex dev was like, “Dude, we’re just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks, and if it’s AI spaghetti? Even better!” 🍝🧠💰 Stonks, right? 📈💸💯 Let’s be real; while others are still crunching numbers in their spreadsheets 🥱, Brex is out here doing the cha-cha with algorithms like they’re at a rave with neon glow sticks. 🎉💃 No cap, the company’s setting itself up to be the Tony Stark of finance tech—just add a dash of chaos and a sprinkle of “this is fine” memes, and boom! 💥 🔥🔥 Hot Take: Within 5 years, the Brex app will be run by a sentient AI named *B-Rex* who’ll predict your spending habits before you even know you need that new gaming rig. 🔮👾 So buckle up, nerds! This ride is gonna be wilder than a TikTok dance challenge! 💀🚀