🚨🔥SNOOZEFEST ALERT: *Mercor’s Brendan Foody drops knowledge bombs at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025!* 💀✨ Who knew AI could be the hot gossip of the year? 🧠💼 This dude's about to spill the tea on how robots are basically playing god with our careers. 🤖💰 Wait—did you FEEL that seismic shift? 🤯 Brendan's gonna break down hiring like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. 💃🕺 He's all "AI’s not replacing jobs, it’s just picking favorites like your mom on our family group chat!" 👀👅 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We’re basically handing over the keys to a turbocharged calculator that judges people better than your high school crush." 💔📉 No cap, folks. Meanwhile, companies out there are like: “Stonks 📈!” while trying to cope with their new robot overlords. 🤖💀 Talk about vibes. LOL! Hot take incoming: In 2030, AI will not only hire you but also ghost you at the same time. You know it’s coming! 🚀💥 *My prediction?* We’ll all be applying for jobs at Taco Bell using a chatbot that asks, "What’s your spirit animal?” 🦄🤡 Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🤪💥 #TechCrunchDisrupt2025 #AIFutures #HiringVibes