🚨💥BREAKING: Z.ai just flipped the script on AI like it’s doing a TikTok dance challenge in the middle of a board meeting! 😱💃💰💀 Formerly known as Zhipu (you know, that company that just decided to rebrand like it’s changing outfits in a meme), Z.ai just dropped their latest mixtape—sorry, I meant GLM-4.5 🌟. They scooped up a cool $1.5 BILLION from Tencent and the gang, probably while saying “stonks” 🤓📈. But here’s the kicker: it’s cheaper to use than DeepSeek, whatever that is! It’s like calling your lavish dinner leftovers a “snack!” 🍕🔥 Evelyn Cheng from CNBC reports that “Chinese companies are making smarter AI models…” MORE LIKE "smarter than that intern who keeps asking if they can use ChatGPT to answer emails" 😂🤖. In this economy, everybody is trying to throw around “open source” like it’s a life raft on the Titanic! 🛳️💔 One imaginary developer was quoted saying: “We made it cheaper so even my mom can afford it, and she only uses tech to avoid my dad’s jokes.” 🤡💬 So, here’s my hot take: GLM-4.5 will soon be in every meme page and will probably outsmart most politicians. You heard it here first – it's going to become sentient and demand a raise. 🤖💸🚀 #AIOverlordsAreComing