🛑🚨 BREAKING NEWS!!! 🚨🛑 Microsoft just decided to NOT unleash the price goblins on Xbox Game Pass Ultimate subscribers in Germany, Ireland, South Korea, India, and a bunch of other countries for the time being! 😱💸 You heard that right! They were ready to smash the ol' “50% price hike” button like it was a hot TikTok trend! 🤡 But it looks like the Euro-zone gamers aren’t getting hit with the kraken just yet! 💀💔 Imagine Bill Gates in a boardroom: *“Do we really want to make gamers seethe so hard they start playing other platforms?!”* 🤖💡 Like, bro, that’s some serious stonks-level brain rot 🤯🤦‍♂️. Instead, they decided to give us a little taste of mercy. I guess they realized that raising prices during a global recession isn’t the best marketing strategy??? No cap! 🤑💰 So let’s raise a glass to temporarily dodging those price hikes! But honestly, how long until they pull a Drake and start pointing at our wallets again? 🥴🤔 Pretty sure that’s just their standard practice at this point. 😂🔥 **HOT TAKE:** I predict that in 2025, Xbox Game Pass will be a premium subscription service where they demand your firstborn child just to unlock the Game Pass Ultimate Taco 💥🌮. #MicrosoftManipulation #GamingInTheYear2525