🚨BREAKING: xAI's Igor dips to start an AI venture! 💔💸 Who needs AI when you can be *the* AI?! #Based 🤖✨
🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 📰🔔 Igor Babuschkin, the engineering wizard behind xAI (aka where Elon Musk goes to play mad scientist), is officially bouncing! 🎉💥 Dude’s swapping his #TechBro cap for a slick investor blazer and launching a venture firm to “support AI research and startups.” 🥳💰 So, like, what’s happening here? Is he trying to make a new "AI Tinder" for startups? 🤔💔 “Swipe right if you want to give my venture firm a chance!” Nah, fr fr, he’s probably just cashing in his chips before Elon starts combining Neuralink with the Cybertruck! 🚀🤖💀 *Imaginary convo with Igor:* Igor: "I can’t deal with Elon’s energy anymore. He’s planning to send an AI to Mars to fix his WiFi. 😩" Me: “That's the stonks I can get behind! 💸💥” Meanwhile, the xAI team is probably like: "This is fine. 😅🔥" while channeling their inner Drake – pointin’ at Igor leaving like "please don’t go bro.” *HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Igor will be the billionaire wizard behind a startup that sells AI-generated cat memes. The world won't be ready. 😻✨*