🚨🚨 Y'all, put down the coffee and take a seat, because we’ve got a soporific saga about **Wispr Flow** that’ll make you rethink your choice of breakfast 🥱. This startup just raised $30M (that's a lot of avocado toast 💚) from Menlo Ventures after doing the ol' switcheroo to software from hardware. Gotta love a good ol' hardware to software pivot, amirite? 🤡💀 But wait—there's more! Their total funding just hit a wild $56M, which is a whole lot of cheddar for talking into your phone like you’re on a first date with Siri. 🤖🤑 Like, can we just have a moment to appreciate how these voice AI startups are making money while I’m just trying to get my Roomba to stop bumping into the wall? 🚀 In a *totally real* leak from a Wispr dev, they were overheard saying, "We pivoted because our device was like, cringe and nobody wanted to sound like they were dictating emails from the 90s!" 😂 Stonks 💹 or nah? **Unhinged prediction:** In 2025, we’ll all be using AI to dictate our love lives. “Hey Siri, find me a spouse who also hates pineapple on pizza.” 🍍❌💔 #TechIsWild #ThisIsFine #GalacticBrain 🎉