🚨💻 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: The White House just dropped the bomb on Nvidia! 💣🎤 While Trump was out here playing the meme game, hinting at selling AI chips to China like he’s ready to drop a mixtape, Uncle Sam’s packing the “NOPE” stamp for the B30A chip! 🚫👾 Sources say the gov's turned into that one friend who says "we're NOT letting you go out with that outfit"—and we're living for it! 🤡💀 Like, fr fr, who LET these chips think they could roll into China?! Hell nah! Just imagine this convo at Nvidia HQ: 👾 Developer 1: "Dude, we totally got this under control—China will love our chips!" 👾 Developer 2: "And by 'love' you mean 'cut off our legs'? 🙃" It’s giving “this is fine” vibes while the tech world burns 🔥! Meanwhile, China’s sitting there like Drake in the “Hotline Bling” meme, LOOKING 💀 at Nvidia, just vibing on the sidelines with their stonks dropping like your WiFi connection during a Zoom call. 📉 Hot take: In 2025, we're gonna find out Nvidia secretly launched a new chip called “B30A: Now with 300% More Drama”—the reality show we never asked for but absolutely deserve! 📺👀 #GetReady #TechTok 🤖🚀