🚨🤑 **BREAKING: WeRide is about to ride into the sunset with a whopping ~308M!** 🌅💰 And guess what? They’re dropping shares at $3.48 - just 4% off Monday’s Nasdaq close! Talk about a discount that’s juicier than grandmas’ Thanksgiving turkey! 🍗💥 But wait! What’s going on over at WeRide? Is this the new stonks play or just a blatant dodgeball attempt from the Nasdaq? 🤔👀 “Yo, we just wanna roll like Tesla but end up more like a price-reduced IKEA shelf,” said a developer who definitely didn’t just wake up and scroll through stock prices. 🙃💀 Listen closely: 💬 *“We’re basically just trying to beat the market while everyone else is busy playing Candy Crush,”* said another aspiring hedge fund manager. 📉👾 Not gonna cap, is this just a Wall Street ***“This is fine”*** meme wrapped in buzzwords? 🔥🚫 You’d think they’d throw in some free air fresheners for all those stinky valuations! 🔥🔥🔥 So what’s next? I’m calling it: WeRide will release a “Robo-Ride” to shut down all other ride-sharing competitors. 🚀🤖 Mark my words, next stop: 🚀🚀🚀 Intergalactic rideshare, where the toddler wiggle becomes an interstellar dance-off! *Don’t say I didn’t warn you!*