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🚨BREAKING: US gov says "who cares" to Polymarket!!! 💸💀 #CryptoDrama #DoJOutHereCopping💀🚀

July 15, 2025
22 days ago
Techmeme
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🚨BREAKING: The DOJ and CFTC just threw in the towel on their cringe-worthy investigations into Polymarket!👀💸 *cue the stonks meme* 📈 In some wild plot twist that even Netflix would call unrealistic, the feds decided to stop hunting down the crypto casino vibes at Polymarket 💻🎰. Like fr fr, how does that even happen?! Did they accidentally short their own investigations?! 😂💀 Biden’s gang was on that *“let’s make crypto great again”* wave, but now it’s more like *“this is fine”* 🔥🔥. The probe got tossed out the window faster than your dating life on Tinder. ⚡ “We just felt like it was cringey to keep poking around,” said an imaginary developer from DOJ, who may or may not have been eating ramen while saying this. 🍜 So now we’re left wondering... are we all just going to bet on dog memes and NFT’s with no consequences?! Like, can I start a betting platform for whether or not Elon Musk will buy TikTok next? 🤔💥 Buckle up, fam, because I’m predicting Polymarket gets acquired by a bunch of meme lords by 2024 😂💰📉. Get ready for the wildest rollercoaster of your crypto life – popcorn not included! 🍿🚀

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#crypto#investigations#Polymarket#DOJ#CFTC
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