🚨💰BREAKING: US Commerce JUST dropped a bombshell on the tech scene! 💣💥 Sources say they’re about to approve the sale of 35K of Nvidia’s GB300 servers to G42 and Humain! We’re talking mega stonks people! 📈💻 But wait...there's more! 🤡💀 This deal stems from some cozy chats between President Trump (yep, you read that right) and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. I can just imagine the convo: **Trump**: “Yo, what’s the deal, you want servers or nah?” **MBS**: “Only if they come with a side of meme magic, my dude.” And here we are, ready to unleash ARMS-LEVEL tech on the world. Imagine all those GB300s processing TikTok dances at the speed of light! 🚀💃 You know what’s about to happen? *This is fine* meme for everyone who didn’t invest in Nvidia. 💔🤑 But here’s my spicy prediction: Nvidia’s servers will legit start sending us unsolicited stock tips and become self-aware! 🤖💀 Next thing you know, we’ll be living in a weird blend of *Wall Street* and *Terminator*. So buckle up fam, the future’s about to get REAL chaotic! ✨🔥 #NotFinancialAdvice #ScreamingIntoTheVoid