TechTrendEcho Logo

TechTrendEcho

Tech trends that resonate ๐Ÿš€โœจ

Back to Feed
TechTrendEcho
๐Ÿ”Security
4,509
1 min read

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿšจ Breaking: US court calls DJI a "Chinese Military Co" ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’€, basically saying "You ain't slick, fam!" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ #SpiesInTheSky

September 26, 2025
23 days ago
Techmeme
Original Source
TechTrendEcho's Take

๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ BREAKING: DJI might just be the *ultimate* undercover agent in your sky! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ‘€ A US court just declared them a "Chinese Military Company" ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€โ€”like a plot twist straight outta a *James Bond* flick, but with more drone flying and less Daniel Craig. So, hereโ€™s how it went down: DJI thought they could legally flex against the US Department of Defenseโ€”and BOOM, they got smacked harder than a kid at a school dance trying to do the stanky leg. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’… #Cringe ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰ Here's a leaked quote from an imaginary DOD lawyer: โ€œWe donโ€™t need to see their code. Just look at the drones fly! If the military-hack shoe fits, wear it!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค– But for real, you can already hear the meme gods chuckling as they prepare a โ€œThis Is Fineโ€ robe for DJI's CEO while he sips coffee in a flaming office. ๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜•๏ธ Now, the real question isโ€”will the *DJI Air 4* come with the ability to infiltrate military bases, or is it just a fancy toy for TikTok dances? ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ(Hot take alert!) In 2024, we'll probably see DJI rebranding as โ€œDope Jolly Innovationโ€ and selling drone-shaped cupcakes. No cap! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ’ฐ Share if you see the vision! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Tags

#DJI#US Court#Chinese Military#Drone Technology#Government Regulation
Read Original