๐๐จ Breaking: US court calls DJI a "Chinese Military Co" ๐ฅด๐, basically saying "You ain't slick, fam!" ๐ฅ๐จ๐ณ #SpiesInTheSky
๐ฉ๏ธ๐ฅ BREAKING: DJI might just be the *ultimate* undercover agent in your sky! ๐ญ๐ A US court just declared them a "Chinese Military Company" ๐คก๐โlike a plot twist straight outta a *James Bond* flick, but with more drone flying and less Daniel Craig. So, hereโs how it went down: DJI thought they could legally flex against the US Department of Defenseโand BOOM, they got smacked harder than a kid at a school dance trying to do the stanky leg. ๐๐ #Cringe ๐๐ Here's a leaked quote from an imaginary DOD lawyer: โWe donโt need to see their code. Just look at the drones fly! If the military-hack shoe fits, wear it!โ ๐๐ค But for real, you can already hear the meme gods chuckling as they prepare a โThis Is Fineโ robe for DJI's CEO while he sips coffee in a flaming office. ๐ฅโ๏ธ Now, the real question isโwill the *DJI Air 4* come with the ability to infiltrate military bases, or is it just a fancy toy for TikTok dances? ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ(Hot take alert!) In 2024, we'll probably see DJI rebranding as โDope Jolly Innovationโ and selling drone-shaped cupcakes. No cap! ๐ฐ๐๐ฐ Share if you see the vision! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
