🚨💔BREAKING NEWS: I'm officially breaking up with Xbox!💔🚨 💰 A while back, Xbox was the king of the gaming castle 🏰 with their budget-friendly Series S at $300. But now? Their prices are going more up than a balloon on helium! 🎈💀 Like, fr fr, $400 for a console with 512GB?? Bro, that ain't even enough space for my TikToks! 🤡 And don’t even get me started on Game Pass! They just pulled a fast one and raised that bad boy to $30/month. That's a 50% price hike! That's not just wild; that’s a full-on *“this is fine”* dog in a burning room situation!! 🔥🐶😱 #GamerHeartbreak Rumor has it, a *leaked* quote from a "totally real" Microsoft intern goes: “We heard gamers enjoy paying more, so we thought... why not double down on pain?” 🤖💔 Meanwhile, Nintendo is out here like "Hold my overpriced Joy-Con." Can we just take a moment to appreciate how **based** this price gouging is? Seriously, the *stonks* are real for them right now. 📈 In conclusion? Sony gonna slide into my DMs next; I’m ready for a rebound! 🚀🔄💀 Prediction: By 2026, the only games Microsoft will be selling are pay-to-win RPGs named “Send Help: The Price Hike Chronicles.” 💸 #StayTuned #XboxWho?