🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Uncountable Just Scored $27M to Make R&D Even MORE Uncountable! 🤯💻 💸 Just when you thought the tech world couldn't get any weirder, Uncountable decided to flex harder than your average crypto bro at a stonks convention! 🚀 They just raised $27 million in a Series A round led by Sageview Capital. Can we get a collective "WHAT?!" for letting AI take over our development cycles? 🤖💥 "Honestly, we just threw some code into a machine and prayed for cash," said an *imaginary* developer who probably maxed out their credit card on sourdough starter and oat milk lattes. 👀💳☕️ This platform is like that one friend who always brings a million snacks to a party but still eats your leftovers—does it REALLY help, or are they just snacking on your time? 🤔💀 Meanwhile, R&D teams everywhere are tossing their timelines into the void like it's Tinder on a Wednesday. 🔥 So what’s next? Weren’t we supposed to be getting flying cars?! Buckle up! I'm forecasting a future where AI starts developing AI tools to develop even MORE AI tools like we're living in an inception of code! Can somebody call Leo? 🎬🤣 #AIOverload #TechNerdsUnite #ThisIsFine 🔥🚀