🚨🔊 *BREAKING NEWS* from the land of the over-reacting tech bros! 📉💀 David Sacks (@davidsacks), the knight in shining silicon, has swiped left on the doomer vibe and gone straight for the “Goldilocks Zone” with AI! 🍵🤖✨ That’s right, folks, the sky isn’t falling just yet! Instead of one all-consuming AGI snatching up the world faster than your ex swipes right on Tinder, we’ve got a buffet of competitive, specialized AI models like it's Black Friday but for nerds. 🛍️🤯 🧠 *Imagine a world where AI models are like those trendy artisanal burger places with their own unique flavors!* One for memes, one for productivity, one for… uh, writing those cringe college essays (you know who you are!). 🔥🍔 Now, let’s keep it a buck—this Goldilocks talk sounds about as heartwarming as a Hallmark movie in the age of Netflix. “This is fine!” says the doomer overlord as they seethe while sipping their overpriced oat milk lattes. ☕🤡💰 *Leaked conversation*: Dev 1: “Man, I miss the doomer days.” Dev 2: “Right?! Now we gotta come up with fun new features instead of crying about Skynet!” 🔥🔥 HERE COMES THE UNHINGED PREDICTION: What if we’re just one cringe TikTok dance away from AI that can bake bread AND write Shakespeare? People will be like “Stonks!” and suddenly we’re all living in a simulated reality where we just vibe with AI until the end of time. So hang tight and keep your APES strong, fam! This wild ride ain't over yet! 💥🚀