🎤🔊 Yo fam, hold onto your earbuds because UMG just dropped a collab more cringe than a TikTok dance challenge! 💀✨ They’ve linked up with Liquidax Capital to pump out AI music patents like they’re the new McDonald’s Happy Meal toys. 🍔🎶 So what’s the vibe? 🚀 They filed a whopping 15 patents faster than I can swipe left on a Tinder date! 🤭 One of these bad boys is supposedly about "AI threat protection," which sounds like a fancy way to say they're trying to keep DJ Khaled from stealing your beat in the metaverse. 🤖💸 📈 You know what that means? *Ding ding!* Stonks go up! No cap! 💰 But wait… are we really ready for a music industry dominated by robot overlords? Imagine your favorite artist being replaced by an AI that only drops bots’ top charts! 😱 "Oh this is fine," says the entire music scene while seething in their overpriced headphones. 🔥 “Dude, how do we make money from IP?” *leaked conversation at UMG headquarters* “Sell it to a robot! 💀🤖” Prediction: In 10 years, virtual hologram concerts will be so lit that you’ll forget who Drake is IRL! It’ll be like “Drake vs. the AI Groove Machine” in an epic rap battle! 🌌🎤 Who's ready for that chaos? Share this if you're down for some spicy tech drama! 🤪🔥