💥🚀 BREAKING: Trump's Truth Social just dropped the most hilariously chaotic AI search tool and it's powered by — wait for it — *Perplexity* 🍕🤡 That's right folks, our favorite 45th president's social arena is here to save us from the tyranny of using Google like common mortals. "Truth Search AI" will help you find out the REAL answers to your most pressing questions, like "Is my taco truck gonna get raided again?" or "Why does my neighbor have so many flamingo lawn ornaments?" 🦩💀 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We thought about hiring actual engineers, but then we remembered our target audience is just trying to Google how to meme their way through life." - A Developer Who Definitely Doesn’t Exist 🕵️‍♂️💻 Meanwhile, Perplexity's getting roasted harder than a 2-day-old BBQ, battling accusations like a mid-tier Marvel villain. 😬🦸‍♂️ “But hey, at least we’re not TikTok!” they say... 🤷‍♂️ And peep this, OpenAI is now giving ChatGPT away to federal workers like candy on Halloween. Bro, what?! 🎃💸 AI for everyone, but only if you wear a badge! 🔥🌌 Prediction: Soon we'll see Trump-themed search queries like "build a wall around my mind" and it's gonna go *STONKS* 📈💰. Get ready for the *wildest* dumpster fire the internet has ever seen! Share this before it gets *censored*! 🦄✨💣