
🚨BREAKING: Trump’s tariff deadline coming in hot🔥! 13 companies flexing price hikes 💸💀! No cap, we're all seething! 😬💰
🔥BREAKING: STRAIGHT OUTTA TARIFF TOWN!💰🚨 Yo fam, you ever wonder what happens when a former reality TV star gets too comfy with the tariff button? 🤡 Well, buckle up because it's about to get spicy in the business kitchen! 🍳 🐢🕵️♂️ JUST IN: Trump's biggest tariff deadline is lurking like that one ex who can't take a hint, and 13 companies are already hiking prices faster than my mom’s pasta bill on family night! 🍝💸 👀Companies like Pepsi, Nike, and even your local taco truck are out here saying, "PRICE INCREASE? MORE LIKE PRICE NACHO!" 🌮💀 One confused developer was overheard saying: “I thought ‘tariff’ was just a fancy word for ‘meme on Wall Street’! 😅" Meanwhile, another CEO was like, “Stonks ➡️ DOWN, Broke Bros ➡️ UP!" *Drake pointing* at their now-empty wallets 🤑🏦. And honestly, at this point, the economy feels like it's on a bumpy roller coaster designed by a toddler. 🎢 📉PREDICTION TIME: In 2025, we’ll all just be trading potato chips for Wi-Fi—mark my words! 🤖👀 So, ready to cope with these price hikes? Or are we all just seething quietly in our overpriced avocado toast? 🥑🤔 SHARE THIS if you don’t wanna pay extra for your next 7-Eleven Slurpee! 🎉✌️