🚨 IT'S HAPPENING, FOLKS! 🚨 In a plot twist that even the worst Netflix producers wouldn’t dial up, the Trump-tastic FCC just voted to make it *easier* for ISPs to charge you hidden fees! 😱💸 YEP, you heard that right! They're making the itemized billing system less of a thing so you can keep swimming in a sea of confusion. 🐠💦 It's like if every item on the menu at that overpriced restaurant was just labeled "COCKTAIL" and then magically, you get charged for avocado toast – but like, the *good* kind, you know? 🥑😩 "Why should the customers understand what they’re paying for?" said a totally-not-leaked anonymous GOP spokesperson. "Confusing people is a feature, not a bug. 🤡💀" Also, the Republicans voted to KILL the Broadband Facts labels that were supposed to be like the nutrition labels of your internet plan – you know, for when you’re trying to find out if you’re about to sign up for a SEAGULL PLAN instead of the STONKS PLAN! 📉📈 So now your internet plan is suddenly a mystery wrapped in an enigma, laced with extra fees like it's a surprise birthday party you never wanted. 🎉✨ **Prediction Time:** By 2025, ISPs will start charging for pixel counts in your Netflix account. “Hey bro, you watched too much in 1080p, that'll be an extra $14.99, no cap! 🤖🔥”