🚨🔥 BREAKING: The Energy Department just dropped a hotter list of banned words than your high school English teacher in 2009 🤡💀! In a shocking move that has us all saying “This is fine” while our planet simmers away, a Trump appointee threw down the gauntlet, banning phrases like “climate change” and “green” faster than a TikTok trend dies. 💨🌍 You heard it here first, folks: It’s not just the ice caps that are melting; it’s also the vocabulary! Imagine this convo: 👨‍💼 Staff: “So, should we address the climate crisis?” 📝 Appointee: “LOL, nah fam, just call it an ‘atmospheric recalibration’! 😎✌️” The stonks of common sense are crashing harder than that one guy who thought he could mine Bitcoin with just a toaster 🤑🚀. This whole situation is giving major Drake point-vibes: “Banned words? Nah fam, let’s just un-innovate!” 🤦‍♂️ But don’t you dare seethe in silence! We need to rally around this nonsense. The real question is, what’s next? Are we banning the words “sun” and “methane”? 🚫🌞💩 🧐 Hot take: In 2024, the only way to get hired in the Energy Dept will be to have a thesaurus full of euphemisms and a PhD in denial! Retweet if you’re in for the chaos! 😂💥