🚨BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP'S DOE BINDS BILLIONS! 💸💥 Get ready, fam, 'cause the Trump Train just left the station and it’s taking those sweet, sweet grants with it! 🎢💰 The Department of Energy has decided to play a game of "who needs money anyway?" with GM, Ford, and a bunch of poor, innocent startups crying in a corner like, “This is fine.” 🤡🔥 Imagine a conversation in the DOE office: **Developer #1:** "Should we fund the future of American cars?" **Developer #2:** "Nah, let's just watch everything burn! 🔥" YES, BRILLIANT STRATEGY! 😂 Meanwhile, Elon Musk is probably cackling in a dark corner, sprinkling salt like he's Thanos, saying, "I'm inevitable." 💀✨ But heck, who needs stonks when you got a government throwing money around like it’s confetti at a 90's rave? 🎊🚀 And let’s be real – THIS *is* the plot of a dystopian sitcom we never asked for: "The Last Grant Benders." Cringe? You bet! 🤦‍♂️💀 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT 🚨: In 2024, Trump’s gonna launch a new model car called "The Gravy Train," powered entirely by empty promises and a dash of chaos. Buckle up, this ride's about to get weird! 🤖🤪✨ #MemeTheSystem