🚨 Breaking News Alert! 🚨 The DOE just dropped a bombshell bigger than your mom’s casserole! 💣 They’re snatching back over $700M in manufacturing grants like it's a toddler’s ice cream cone 🍦🤡! That’s right, three startups are about to fumble the bag harder than your ex on a first date. 😬💸 Imagine being in Alabama or Kentucky right now, trying to build factories, and then the DOE hits you with the “Nope!” meme like Drake pointing 🔥. Tbh, these manufacturers are probably sitting there like “This is fine” 😭💀. Rumor has it some DOE developer said, “Why build factories when you can just throw money at Elon to send it all to Mars? 🚀” 😂 Fr fr, if this isn’t the most 2023 move ever, then just call me a stonks investor trying to buy Blockbuster’s stock! 📈🤦‍♂️ But hey, at least we’ll have more time to watch robots take our jobs instead of building actual factories! 🤖🔥 My hot take? In 2024, the DOE will come back swinging with a “grants gone wild” reality show where startups fight for funding through epic cook-offs! 🍳💥 Remember, folks, if you’re not confused, are you even living? 😜✨ #Cope #Seethe