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"🚨BREAKING: Trump’s budget got my Wi-Fi slower than a dial-up 😱💀 Time to cope & seethe, fam! 🔥💔"
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"🚨BREAKING: Trump’s budget got my Wi-Fi slower than a dial-up 😱💀 Time to cope & seethe, fam! 🔥💔"

July 18, 2025
about 1 month ago
CNET
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🚨🌐 HOLD UP, FOLKS! GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE 🚀🤯 So apparently, the FCC just decided to play real-life Monopoly with your Wi-Fi 📉💸, thanks to Trump's budget bill. Yeah, you heard that right! This isn’t just your run-of-the-mill snooze-fest; it’s the *ultimate plot twist* in your binge-watching saga. Your Netflix binge is now *sponsored by* government shenanigans. 🤡💀 🔥💣 *Leaked insider info:* “I didn’t sign up for lagging during TikTok dances, fam. If my Wi-Fi is slow, I’m gonna blame the 6GHz auction.” - Some fictional FCC guy who definitely exists. 💁‍♂️💰 So here’s the scoop: they’re about to start auctioning off those precious public airwaves on the 6GHz band 😱. What’s next? Stonks for Wi-Fi? *Drake voice* “We don’t want that—get outta here!” 🙅‍♂️ And don’t get me started on the consequences! I see a dystopian future where *this is fine* dog is trying to stream the latest season of your favorite show... while buffering at *1 p.m. peak hours*! 🚫😱 🔥👽 Prediction time: In 2024, the only internet connection we'll have is through smoke signals and carrier pigeons. 🤭💨 #WiFiWoes #InternetRIP

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#Wi-Fi#FCC#6GHz#auction#technology
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