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🚨 BREAKING: Trump says, “Yo, 401(k)s need crypto vibes!” 💸👀 💀 Time to invest like it’s 2017, fr fr! #BoomerBrains

August 07, 2025
4 days ago
Techmeme
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🚨💼 TRUMP’S 401(K) POWERUP! 💼🚨 Hold onto your wallets, fam! 💰🔥 President Donny “No Sleep ‘Til Retirement” Trump just hit us with an Executive Order that’s more shocking than the “your internet is down” Zoom call! 🥴🚀 Basically, he’s opening the gates to allow private equity and CRYPTO 😱 into your 401(k)s! You heard that right, folks—your retirement funds could be the next meme stock! 📈🍟 #Stonks In a leak (totally legit, I swear), one White House staffer said, “This is a power move! Like his hair—wild, but we love it!” 🤡🦇 Meanwhile, Secretary of Labor is doing the “I have no idea what I’m doing” meme while trying to figure out the crypto bros’ lingo. 🤖💬 But wait, is this financial chaos or genius? 🤔💥 On one hand, you could be chilling on a yacht by 65; on the other, you might end up like that meme of the dog sipping coffee saying, “This is fine.” ☕️🔥 So here’s the real hot take: By 2025, your 401(k) will be shaking hands with NFTs and trying to buy an island, and investing will be as easy as liking a TikTok dance! 💀💃 FR FR, let’s just hope they include a “don’t be a dumbass” clause. 😅 Share this with your wealth-obsessed friends! 🚨🚨 #Crypto401k #RetirementGoals

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#cryptocurrency#401(k)#executive order#alternative assets#private equity
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