🚨BREAKING: Trump Mobile switches from fake iPhone to a CAPTIVE S25 Ultra! 💀📱 No cap, that’s peak cringe! 😂🔥
🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: Trump Mobile's T1 Phone is now more ‘Slapstick’ than ‘Slim Fit’! 🤡💀 So, here we are 🎉, folks! Trump Mobile has leveled up their game of “Spot the Impostor” by *basically* slapping a T1 logo on a gold-plated Galaxy S25 Ultra that they couldn't even Photoshop properly. Like, what? 🤔💩 In a shocking twist, it turns out they didn’t even bother to scrub off the Spigen logo! (Is it even a phone, or just a glorified paperweight at this point? 🪙🤖) I can hear the devs now: “We wanted to create a phone that screams opulence without the effort of originality… and here we are!” 💰🔥 Also, shoutout to Spigen for the indirect promo! “Bruh, we didn’t sign off on this! 🙅♂️😱” But hey, this *whole* saga just screams “This is fine” as they fumble the *most* basic marketing rules! 😂💔 The meme game is *so* strong right now, I can imagine Trump running a TikTok ad: “Stonks 🚀+ Fake phones = Winning!” So buckle up, fam! 🔥 Take my hot take: In 2024, they’ll just repurpose an old flip phone and market it as a “vintage luxury experience?” No cap! 🤣🚀
