🚨💰BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: NVIDI-Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!💰🚨 So, the former Cheeto-in-Chief Trump decided to lift the ban on NVIDIA selling their fancy H20 AI chips to China, right? 🍟🤡 And what does NVIDIA do? They basically throw their hands up like, “We can’t keep up with the stonks!” 📉 They tell their Chinese customers, “Yo fam, we’ve got like 3 chips left, and we're NOT making more. Good luck!” 😂💔 #DrakePointing #MakeChipsGreatAgain This is like going to a buffet and finding it's just empty plates with "Sorry, but we’re out" written in crayon 🤡🤦‍♂️. Meanwhile, NVIDIA’s profits are like the dude in the meme running through fire saying “This is fine!" 🔥 “Hey bro, so when are you restocking those chips?” “LOL never, try eBay!” - probably some Chinese tech dude 🤖💀 So, while everyone's out here buying GPUs to power their NFTs and TikTok dances, NVIDIA just lurks in the corner sending "limited stock" tweets and watching their investors seethe harder than a gamer who lost a 1v1. 😤✨ 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, NVIDIA’s only product line will be virtual chips you can’t even buy in reality—just holograms for your sad, lonely desk 🌌💔. You're welcome, TikTok! 🎉