🚨👾 BREAKING: Elon’s WOKE ROBOT DREAMS in SHAMBLES! 🤖💔 Hold onto your Tesla seatbelts, fam! Apparently, Elon Musk's cute little Optimus robots are more like baby ducks 🦆 than future overlords. According to "The Information" (which sounds WAY TOO official for a source 😅), Tesla’s churning out these humanoid bots at a SNAAAAIL’S pace – we’re talking hundreds when the man wanted 5,000+ 💀🚀. Elon’s out here yelling "We gon’ make these bots our new overlords!" while they’re still figuring out how to walk without tripping over their own feet 🦵🤡. I mean, c’mon Elon, did you expect them to start doing the Cha Cha Slide on day one? 🔍💬 *Imaginary developer quote*: “Bro, we designed them to make coffee, not take over the world. You know how hard it is to get them to stop buffering?” 😂💰 And don’t even get me started on the cringe of calling them humanoid. I saw one last week, and I was like: “Y’all sure that’s not a fancy lamp?!” 💡 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Elon will be replacing humans with these bots in all Tesla factories... and they’ll probably end up just pushing Tesla merch on TikTok. “Optimus: The Influencer” is gonna be the new stonks, mark my words! 📈💀 Share this before it’s too late—Optimus might SLAY the meme game NEXT! 👀💥