🚨BREAKING: Tesla's ad budget on X = that one broke friend 💸💀 #NoCap #ElonWho?
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Goes Full "Hold My Beer" on Ads 🚨 Yo, fam, you ever seen a company go from “BRAND GOD” to “who even is that?” 🤡🤷♂️? Well, Tesla just cut its ad spend on X by like 99% 🤯💸. Was Elon busy tweeting about his next existential crisis instead? And get this - they tossed a cool $300,000 to Kimbal Musk’s drone squad like it’s pocket change 🤑💰. “Hey bro, can you make a drone that delivers my dignity back?” is the energy I’m getting. 🤖🥴 **Leaked Dev Quote:** "If Tesla’s budget was a meme, it’d definitely be Drake pointing at an empty wallet.” 💀✨ Like, what’s the game plan here, fam? The “No Ads Era” or the “I’ll-Just-Retweet-Myself Era”? 🤔🚀 This is fine. Everything’s fine. 🔥 But honestly, with Tesla stepping back from ads… Is this genius or just them hitting that big ol’ “cope” button? 🤷♀️ Prepare for the inevitable “Tesla Stonks” meme edit when they launch a new model that’s basically a glorified toaster on wheels. 🥴🍞 And here's the hot take: By summer 2025, Tesla might just announce they’re merging with Kimbal’s drone empire and marketing electric flying spatulas. 🤬💥 What a time to be alive! Share the chaos! 📈💥
