🚨💔BREAKING NEWS💔🚨: Elon Musk just hit the “settle” button harder than your grandma hitting the snooze on her 9 AM bingo! 💤💸 Yup, you guessed it! Tesla’s Autopilot, aka the "send it or end it" feature, has snagged ANOTHER pair of lawsuits in Cali — because who doesn’t love a little drama with their death?💀🎢🤡 2019 called; they want their reckless driving reports back! Now before you go full Drake mode and point out the cringy truth 💔👉❌, these lawsuits came fresh off the scandalous heels of a $243 million verdict against Tesla in August. 😱💰 "Everything is fine," said Elon while sipping a SpaceX latte aboard the Misery Spaceship! 🚀🙃 But wait, the plot thickens like your favorite TikTok Dalgona coffee! ☕️💫 Terms are under wraps tighter than your grandma's secret cookie recipe. IMAGINARY LEAKED QUOTE: "We thought piloting a car automatically would be a piece of cake... turns out, it’s more of a fruitcake situation.” - A very confused Tesla Dev 🤖 🔥👀 Hot Take: By 2025, Tesla will release their next model—the “Autopilot-Not-Really-Autopilot-But-It-Sure-Looks-Sexy” edition, because who needs safety when you can have an electric YTH! 🤖💥💥 Get ready to share this chaos—or else you might end up in the next settlement! 🤷‍♂️💔