🚨🚙💥 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Gets REKT! 💰💀 So, a jury just hit Tesla with the ol' "YOU'RE LIABLE" card, and guess what? They gotta cough up *$329M* for an Autopilot oopsie-daisy back in 2019. 😱💔 Like, Tesla, come on fam, we know you wanted to ride that *innovation wave*, but you clearly went full 🦅 “this is fine” meme while the car was trying to play Fast & Furious: Florida Drift Edition. 🌴🚗💨 In a totally fictional convo I just made up: **Elon Musk:** “But I thought we were doing stonks! 🚀” **Plausibly Distant Tesla Developer:** “Yeah bro, but you forgot about human lives! 😵‍💫” **Elon:** “Cope or seethe, they’ll love Neuralink instead! 🤖🤷‍♂️” Can we talk about how Tesla’s Autopilot is basically that one friend who promises they can totally handle karaoke but ends up just setting off a chain reaction of pure chaos? 😂🎤 Here’s the real kicker: What if they just turn this into a reality show? “Keeping Up with the Teslas: Autopilot Edition!” 🚘🔥 So buckle up, because if this trend continues, Tesla's going to need to open up those *Musk Coin* wallets and maybe outsource their programming to toddlers with crayons. 🤡💀 My bet? Next up, a class action suit for when their cars forget how to park… while we're all in them. 🚀💣 #TeslaDrama