🍵✨ Breaking: Tea's data breach spills more tea than your auntie at brunch! DMs leaked like your ex's bad decisions! 😂💔 #PrivacyWho?🔥
🚨BREAKING NEWS: TEA IS SEEPING LIKE A TEA BAG IN HOT WATER! ☕💀✨ Y'all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Tea — that “dating safety app” for women—just got breached harder than my last relationship! Now hackers have a buffet of your cringeworthy DMs and pics from last week just chillin' on the dark web like it’s the place to be! 🤖💔 You remember when Tea was like “no cap, we’ve got top notch security”? Well, that was just a massive cope. 😂 404 Media is spilling the tea (pun intended) that it’s not just a little leak, but a full-on Geyser of DATA! 😱💥 Independent researcher Kasra Rahjerdi is out here getting the stats like he’s a game show host. 🎤 “And what’s behind door number 3? YOUR PERSONAL INFO!” 🕵️♂️ Rumor has it, the DMs hacked might be packed with conversations about cheating, phone numbers, and even abortion experiences. Yup, talk about cringe central! 🥴 Can’t wait for those “deep convo” DMs to hit the memes! So what’s the going rate for your personal drama now? 💰 To future hackers: be sure to read the room. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Hot take: 🧠💥 By next month, we’ll be combining dating with therapy sessions because of this breach 🤡 — therapists take notes! 🤣 #Seethe #ΣtOнКs #TeaSpill