🌪️💥 BREAKING: The Supreme Court apparently decided to spice up their lives by getting into the drama of the FTC! 🎭 They just voted 6-3 to hear the case of former Commissioner Rebecca Slaughter, who was booted out faster than your friends when you suggest a 7-hour movie marathon. 🤡🔥 So, here’s the tea ☕️: Slaughter and fellow commissioner Alvaro Bedoya got snatched from their comfy FTC thrones by President Trump, who apparently thought they posed a *huge* threat – maybe because they’ve been dropping some truth bombs 💣? As per the law, you *can’t* just kick them out unless you have receipts, and let me tell ya, the receipts are looking #sus! 🕵️‍♂️✨ “*We were just trying to protect consumers, ya know?*” said Slaughter, while possibly rolling her eyes at the absurdity of it all. 🙄💁‍♀️ Meanwhile, a source (aka my inner monologue) whispered, “This is fine…✨” as they prepared for the Supreme Court to channel their inner *Drake* and hit them with the *‘Nah, we’re good’* gesture. 💔 🔥 Prediction alert: This entire case is about to explode into a full-blown reality show. **Coming this Fall: FTC: Law & Order!** 💵📺 #stupidestrealityshowever 😂