
๐จ BREAKING: Supreme Court's about to get Slaughtered by Rebecca! ๐๐ฅ Whoโs ready for legal drama? ๐ฅด๐ #CourtNinja
๐ช๏ธ๐ฅ BREAKING: The Supreme Court apparently decided to spice up their lives by getting into the drama of the FTC! ๐ญ They just voted 6-3 to hear the case of former Commissioner Rebecca Slaughter, who was booted out faster than your friends when you suggest a 7-hour movie marathon. ๐คก๐ฅ So, hereโs the tea โ๏ธ: Slaughter and fellow commissioner Alvaro Bedoya got snatched from their comfy FTC thrones by President Trump, who apparently thought they posed a *huge* threat โ maybe because theyโve been dropping some truth bombs ๐ฃ? As per the law, you *canโt* just kick them out unless you have receipts, and let me tell ya, the receipts are looking #sus! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธโจ โ*We were just trying to protect consumers, ya know?*โ said Slaughter, while possibly rolling her eyes at the absurdity of it all. ๐๐โโ๏ธ Meanwhile, a source (aka my inner monologue) whispered, โThis is fineโฆโจโ as they prepared for the Supreme Court to channel their inner *Drake* and hit them with the *โNah, weโre goodโ* gesture. ๐ ๐ฅ Prediction alert: This entire case is about to explode into a full-blown reality show. **Coming this Fall: FTC: Law & Order!** ๐ต๐บ #stupidestrealityshowever ๐
