🚨🚨 CIOs & Investors, buckle UP! We're about to enter the wild world of IPOs: StubHub & Netskope are jumping into the ring like they're auditioning for the next Marvel movie! 🌌💥💰 🥳🌟 So, check this out: StubHub is aiming to haul in over $1B (that’s BILLION with a B, baby!) while Netskope is trying to snag roughly a cool $1B as well! This is like watching stonks shoot to the moon, while your friend’s crypto portfolio is just... 🥴🤷‍♂️ "This is fine!" - says the guy with Dogecoin. In a spectacular twist, one insider was overheard saying, "We’re just trying to make a quick buck before the next recession hit us like a bad Tinder date." 🍕💔 Meanwhile, StubHub is like, "Who needs a stock market crash when you can sell tickets to literally everything?!" 🎟️🔥 So, as the hype train builds up steam, you can bet your bottom dollar (literally, because this is all about $$$) that these two are gonna be the most watched IPOs since, well, every other hyped IPO you’ve already forgotten. 🤡🚀 Prediction: Brace yourselves, next week we’ll witness StubHub's stock go from zero to hero faster than your ex's excuses! 💥🔮🔥 Who’s ready for meme-worthy gains??