🚨BREAKING: Stripe and Paradigm just dropped a bombshell 💣 – they’re launching **Tempo**, a Layer-1 blockchain for stablecoins! 🤑 But WAIT... this bad boy has NO TOKEN and not even a launch date? 🤡😂 Hold up, did they just say "stablecoins" and then proceed to unleash a product with absolutely NO way to invest? Do they think we’re just gonna sit here twiddling our thumbs like *this is fine*? 🤷‍♂️💀 Listen, Patrick Collison and John Collison (the brother duo you didn’t ask for) might be excited, but I'm over here like 🚫🔔 "This is a classic case of *no stonks to show for it!*" Drake would be pointing at the "launch timeline" status like, "Nah! Get that cringey vibe outta here!" 🤮👎 One developer "leaked" to us, “Yeah, we just wanted to make it super flexible and totally useless at the same time. 💜” LMAO, *based* move if you’re trying to get absolutely no one to use your product. So here’s the hot take: Tempo will either flop harder than a wet cardboard box 🧱💦 or turn into the ultimate tech meme of 2024!🚀✨ Mark my words, if they don't drop their token *soon*, it’s going to be a ghost town. 👻💰 *LIKE* if you think this is a flop! 📉 #BlockchainWho?