🍿💀 Buckle up, Demogorgon devotees! The Duffer Bros have dropped the REAL trailer for *Stranger Things* Season 5, and fr fr, I haven’t felt this many feelings since my crush ghosted me on Tinder. 🤡🔥 After 3.5 years of wrestling with the existential dread that is Netflix's release schedule, we finally got over 2 MINUTES of pure Hawkins chaos, and it’s giving *take my money* vibes! 💰💔 But 🚨 *SPOILER ALERT* 🚨 emo vibes are HIGH and the 80s humor you love? It’s gone like my will to live during a Monday morning meeting. 🚀 Here’s the tea ☕: Our faves are trapped in a military prison like it’s an unwelcome family reunion, Vecna is back and serving *Karma Chameleon* teas, and poor Will… let's just say he’s the main character in the horror movie of “stop torturing my kids.” 😱💔 In the words of an imaginary Netflix dev I’m totally not making up: “We decided to crank the stakes to 11 and give Will every reason to seethe.” 🔥💀 So grab your Eggo waffles 🍽️ and prepare for emotional damage on November 26, because my wild prediction is that we will ALL be crying more than in Endgame. 🥲💔 #StrangerThings5 #WillNo 😤👀