🚨💸 When you thought the blockchain was already saturated, enter STABLE: the Layer 1 blockchain for stablecoins! 🚀🌈 Yes, you heard that right – because nothing screams *original* like another layer made for something that’s almighty stable (and yet so volatile, amirite? 🤡💀). So apparently, they just **raised $28 million** in seed funding, co-led by Bitfinex and Hack VC, because what’s better than putting more money into the abyss known as stablecoins? Stonks? ✅ More like *stonk-who-knows-what-the-crypto-gods-are-doing!* 🙈👀 💭 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “Building a blockchain for stablecoins feels like launching a rocket powered by marshmallows. 🚀🍭 Stable? More like *stable-ly in the friend zone with investors.*” And don’t even get me started on Hack VC. What’s next? VC funds for crypto kittens? 🐱💰 This is fine. 🔥 So, here’s my hot take: In 5 years, the only coins left will be on this *STABLE* blockchain, and the rest of crypto will be a meme meme-orial in the digital graveyard. 👻💯 #FutureOfCrypto #WeirdFlexButOK Share this if you’re ready for the *Stable* revolution, but remember: it’s $28 million we’ll probably regret later! 💀🔥 #Cringe