🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Sequoia Capital just had a traditional old-fashioned leadership coup 🍵💥 and no, this ain't a Game of Thrones spin-off! Roelof Botha reportedly told to take a permanent backseat after some partners decided the vibes were off 🤔💀. Sources say: "It’s like when your friend insists they can run a business but can’t even handle a group chat" 👀📉. But fr fr, these Sequoia partners are out here calling leadership concerns like they’re dropping the hottest mixtape in Silicon Valley 🎤🔥. I mean, can you imagine the group chat? "Guys, Roelof's just not it anymore. He dropped the ball harder than a toddler playing catch." Meanwhile, Botha’s deflecting all this drama like he’s playing dodgeball against a coworker who took too many shots at the office bar 🍻🤡. Drake's looking at this whole mess like: "Please, just stop. You’re making me cringe." 😂😬 Listen up, folks! My UNHINGED PREDICTION: Sequoia’s about to enter a dark time—like the "This is Fine" dog in a burning room 🔥💰. Roelof might just join an underground karaoke circle, singing all the *sad CEO* anthems while plotting his epic return! Prepare yourselves for the *Sequoia Shuffle* coming on TikTok soon—new meme format incoming! 💃🚀