🚨BREAKING: Senate Parliamentarian lowkey says AI tax bill is cringe. Rewrite or we’re vibing in chaos! 💀🔥🧾💩
🚨💰BREAKING: Elon Just Unleashed His AI Minions in the Senate 🚨💰 So, guys, apparently the Senate Parliamentarian is like, "Hold up, fam! This tax bill banning state AI regulations might just *violate Senate rules*!" 😱🙃 I mean, we all know these boomer politicians might as well be trying to play Minecraft with a potato battery. 🥔⚡ According to some *totally real* inside sources (shoutout to my conspiracy theorist buddy Mark 🕵️♂️), one senator allegedly whispered "How do you make stonks when your AI's in detention?! 🤖💸" while clutching his copy of *How to Ruin America with Tax Cuts*. Republicans are out here trying to roll out President Trump's mega tax package like it’s the next iPhone drop, but instead of features, it’s just a giant ban on any state saying, like, "Hey, maybe don’t let AI decide our lunch orders." 🍔🤖 Yikes. This is fine. 🔥💀 But let’s be real: If AI should be regulated, we need to just install a TikTok dance filter and let the algorithms figure it out! Not only will we get some sick content, but we might as well solve world hunger with all the views. 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, AI will be so powerful it’ll run for office and win. No cap. Vote for *Senator Skynet* or get wrecked! 🤖🏛️✨