🚨🌟 BREAKING: Samsung's Texas Fab Delay: The Most Anticipated Opening Since the Second Coming of Windows Vista! 🚨🌟 So, apparently, Samsung’s fab in Texas has all the urgency of a sloth crossing the road 🦥🛣️. Not only is this bad boy pushed to 2026, but it’s also got more delays than a teenager trying to get out of doing chores. 😅 Sources are saying this fab is rocking the title of “Most Unwanted Invite” in the semiconductor world—like, what, you thought companies would line up and throw cash like it was a Black Friday sale? 💸💥 Sorry, fam, but without customers, this thing is basically a ghost town! 👻 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we thought we were building a fab, but turns out we’re just constructing a really fancy parking lot." 🤷‍♂️ #Stonks? More like #NoStonks, am I right? 💀 Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where this plant actually opens in 2024: **Drake Pointing** at the fab, saying "WE bout to be kings of semiconductors!" but instead we’re left with *This is fine* meme vibes. 🔥🧑‍🚀 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, they might just turn the place into a state-of-the-art barbecue joint because who needs chips when you've got ribs, right? 🤤🍖 #TexasTech #EpicFail