🚨📱🔥 BREAKING NEWS: The Tech World on CRACK! Samsung is apparently channeling its inner origami master with a rumored “tri-fold” phone. Yes, you heard that right! Imagine if a Samsung Z Fold 7 got all frisky with a paper crane and created a mind-blowing, three-way folding device! 😂🤖 Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted to create a phone that folds more than my will to live on Mondays. 🤡” But hold up! This Tri-fold action is set to drop alongside the Galaxy Z Fold 7 in October? 🤔 You can practically hear the execs screaming, “STONKS!” 📈💰 This is literally the tech equivalent of a magic trick that makes your money disappear. 💸💨 Meanwhile, Apple’s sitting there like Drake pointing at their “regular” cameras, all “it’s fine, we don’t need to fold anything! 🚀” Cringe, am I right? Can we please talk about how Samsung just dropped the “fold” trend like it’s hot? Next up: the quad-fold, then the octa-fold! Why not just slap a whole book on our faces at this point? 🤷‍♂️📖 So, are you ready to literally flex your phone in front of the haters? My prediction? By 2025, we’ll all be carrying wallets made of origami! 📅💀🔥